Scott Boras was the only loser as the #Cubs inevitably signed Cody Bellinger to a 3-year, $80M contract. So what's their next move to actually improve last year's roster?

Tom Ricketts STILL hasn't learned he should shut the fuck up about money.

Jerry Reinsdorf is working on new, and more devious ways to extort massive sums of money from Illinois taxpayers.

Former #WiteSox favorites, Liam Hendriks and Tim Anderson find new homes.

ASSTHETICS #1: Everybody HATES the new Nike/Fanatics uniforms.

ASSTHETICS #2: #Tigers join a long list of teams to get Nike City Connect uniforms in 2024

Five storylines fans in Detroit will be watching this season.

#SFGiant signing Jorge Soler makes a lot of sense, but adding Pablo Sandoval sounds more like an ill-conceived marketing stunt.

John Fisher is the common denominator in his failure to find a place for his #Athletics to play in the short and long term.

Rob Manfred is so incompetent that he botched his own retirement announcement.

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