Welcome to our first Puny Pungent (miniiiii episode!)!!!  While what you are about to hear may sound like a bad Sci-fi Plot, it's all completely true and legal because it's a "religion" and all they have to do is deny it #noshade;).  Welcome to Scientology!!!

I would like to add that Scientology denies a lot of what you are about to hear but you are FREE to see the TRUTH!