Buckle up for CULT WEEK, everyone!

We’ve finally figured out how numbers work and we’re back on track with all the most boring and also most horrific cults you could ask for.

Wait. Boring? Who knew a cult could be boring? Paul Twitchell for sure knew how boring a cult could be and he set out to make the most boring one possible. Well, maybe that wasn’t his intent, but since he lacked the creativity to make it interesting, here we are at the Eckankar Cult! Let’s dive right into the songs and plagiarism.

What do you get when you cross a lady who is bananas with a severe dislike of children? It’s called the Superior Universal Alignment and it sucks. First off, God isn’t real and Jesus is an alien. Makes sense, right? Well, now that you’ve swallowed that, let’s start killing kids in an effort to please our alien overlords. This totally makes sense. Glad you’re on board.

Of all the weird cults, leave it to Dreia and Maggie to pick the most boring and hugest bummers of them all. Hope we didn’t ruin your day too much!

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