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Maggie is going to tell the story of the Church of Sacrifice this week. In this cult, the followers believed that 18-year-old Clementine Barnabet was a high priestess and, in order to gain riches and immortality, the cult members would have to perform human sacrifices – by murdering people with axes.

So, now that the axe murder is out of the way – we’re going to talk about Satanic Panic and how just because Professor Karen in the 1980s calls something a cult doesn’t mean that it is a cult. Dreia is going to tell us about the Great Toledo Cult. A nun got murdered and the investigation revealed that a bunch of priests were cross dressing (no shame) and then molesting children (lots of shame) in what the Karens sipping their pinot grigio referred to as a cult.

Buckle in and get ready for all the great cult flavor with only half of the cult calories, because we’re here with Cult Week LITE! Glad to have you listening.

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