Whats a jellicle cat? WHATS A JELLICLE CAT? Jellicle cats listen to podcasts. Jellicle cats enjoy all things blursed. Jellicle cats make poor decisions. Jellicle cats watch things that are cursed. Jellicle cats record their opinions. Jellicle cats like to sing all the time. Jellicle cats have nervous breakdowns, writing episode captions in very forced rhyme. OK hope thats cleared things up for you. Enjoy!