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Veterans Day and Veterans Day Deals (1:20)

Weekend Recap (4:29)

Mattel Makes a Big WICKED Mistake on One of Their Toys (10:55)

Leonardo DiCaprio Turns 50 (13:35)

Grammy Nominations Announced (16:28)

South Carolina Monkeys Captured But Still Some Missing (17:42)

Dating Hack Jen Is Going To Try With Her Single Girlfriends (19:55)

A Great Way To Sit Out the Next Four Years (22:01)

1 in 12 Employees Have Never Done This At Work (25:02)

The New Trend For Parents With Kids In College (28:15)

Guess What We Now Spend a Quarter of Our Lives Doing (30:44)

C&J PODCAST QUESTION OF THE DAY:  Stupid Ways You've Injured Yourself (34:15)