This week, guides Joe Demalderis and Bill Longstreet peer into the fog only to find a little mystery fish gumming up the works, we go full-blown panic mode when a bug touches our arm inappropriately, add squeaky sound effects to our moues fly retrieves, and find out that Frank from the bar likes to wear ladies underpants.

This week, artist Mike Sudal celebrates ice cold trout victory after opting for the magnum fenders, we fly all the way to Europe and realize we left our Van Staal at home on purpose, tape everyone's mouth shut while trying to dock at the marina, and loft a Hail Marty on the radio to learn how to turn our boat on for the first time.

This week, Miles Nolte drags his kid through the prop wash hoping to finally catch a largemouth worth mounting, we horrify medical professionals with the smell of our rotting ears, go on a noodling safari with a lovable screw-up, and recommend wedding venues where you can still catch massive rainbows even if you're accidentally drunk.

This week, legendary angler Pete Maina refuses to re-hook a fish for the sake of better Saturday morning TV, we crank some Foghat at the VFW and go night scoping for sponsorship deals, long for the days when trophies followed more than they ate, and add some balls to our Suicks to show the kids how it's done.

This week, Captain Frank Crescitelli bums a light from a man in the dog house 100 miles offshore, we catch a winning tuna after removing a hex by spitting on the ground, illegally drive to Florida so we can (kinda) legally drive in Staten Island, and pay divers to tell us were the giant fluke we won't catch live.

Tattoo artist Drew Wilson takes us on a slippery-slope bull trout adventure that requires emergency treatment from a common oral hygiene product.

This week, Tyler Winter of Native Fish For Tomorrow saves his favorite bumper sticker from a tragic riverside death, we critique your forked stick game while taunting you in a dunk tank, complain about fishing access in the middle of a wildfire, and fly fish for dinosaurs after overstimulating them with a Chug Bug that's way to big for non-existent trout.

This week, Captain Eric Kerber rips the pull-start so hard ever snakeheader in Maryland hears the backfire, we explain to kids that all their drinks are free because they have no money, pass on a rain coat in a downpour so we don't wind up sweaty, and use a tennis racket to bounce a frog off the heads of anyone we don't think should be in our fishing spot.

This week, tattoo artist Drew Wilson and guide Gabe Lloyd bicker over Amish style catfish tactics, we eat chocolate clay while dodging 100-year-old oak trees, wiggle minnow our way into grass flat smallmouth redemption, and convince ourselves everything is fine except for our experimental buzzbait flies and stay at the Not-The-Best Western.

This week, Captain Ross Robertson teaches us how to pick the perfect Yeti products for a baby shower, we yell at old men who are watching fish porn while missing actual fish on the line, slug a Four Loko before unveiling a bite so secret it doesn't actually exist, and chew bubble gum while chewing out everyone who's following us around the lake.