Cut & Retie

By Cut & Retie

What's Cut & Retie about?

No matter how you fish or what you fish for, Cut & Retie with Joe Cermele. Never techy, always metal-injected, let your guard down and stop taking fishing so seriously, because it's just fishing, man.

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Cut & Retie episodes:

05.03.2024
Ep. 80 - Huddle House Hairballs
This week, master fly tyer Brandon Bailes reminisces about his grandad’s trout theft operation, we slice our fingers off on live television, teach OCD people how to organize their healing crystals, and improve our wet fly game by being...
04.29.2024
Short Cuts: Protect Ya Chicken Necks
Jimmy Fee teaches us how to spotlight for blue claw crabs and become a family outcast on vacation by eating too many of them.
04.26.2024
Ep. 79 - A Shad For Baby Paddy
This week, Jimmy Fee of On The Water flirts with disaster trying to be a family man and get his black drum fix at the same time, we get into a verbal dispute on a stocker stream, juke a...
04.19.2024
Ep. 78 - Jimmy Houston’s Lizard Lounge
This week, Chris Bohlman of the “Retro Bassin’” YouTube channel gets big in Japan, we leaf through the ’91 Bass Pro Catalog and order all the wrong things, decide a frog is frog as long...
04.12.2024
Ep. 77 - Paging Doctor Gar
This week, Dr. Solomon David wheels in the TV cart so we can watch rough fish heal all mankind, we go out for beers after class to discuss drone fishing tactics, get a kleptomaniac hooked on bowfin, and flunk...
04.05.2024
Ep. 76 - Pink PB & The Chain Stringer Gang
This week, a plethora of show regulars share stories of stocked trout fishing from the low-down to the sweet and cheesy, we get kicked out of school to become Rooster Tail heros, throw pellets at dirty dog owners, and...
03.29.2024
Ep. 75 - Condoms, WD-40, And Other Travel Necessities
This week, Miles Nolte feng shuis your fly box and hammers with a gas station spoon, we make out with sweaty strangers in New Orleans, fail to be West Coast cool on eastern rivers, gobble trout sashimi, and settle...
03.25.2024
Short Cuts: Seeing Red At The Air Show
Learn how to dodge aggressive hawks in a sea plane and miss bulls on parade because they’re beyond nipple deep.
03.22.2024
Ep. 74 - The Ghosts Of Bayou Lingerie
This week, lodge owner, musician, and tattooer Theophile Bourgeois improves our casting with white lace, we play sludge metal and sip dessert bloody Marys, endure pain in our drum holes, and get wasted on a stranger’s houseboat.
03.15.2024
Ep. 73 - The Freshest Dirt Bag Balcony Salmon
This week, Joe and Captain Eric Kerber teach you how to increase your odds of dying in a helicopter, the boys garnish Alaskan shark frustration with orchid petals, ruin vacation for wildlife photographers, and pass on throwing little in-line...
03.08.2024
Ep. 72 - Bathroom Muskie Is Watching You Wipe
This week, Robert Hawkins and Justin Carfagnini of Bob Mitchell’s Fly Shop have trouble recognizing famous hockey players, we eat fried chicken with the predator in the water closet, trade used gear for Macy’s gift cards, and cry about...
03.01.2024
Ep. 71 - The Conway Twitty Chili Cook-Off Debriefing
This week, Nate P. and Erik S. of “Shore Lunch With Nate P.” thwart feline attacks and fish next to a water skiing Jeff Bezos, we savor the essence of beer and urine at Prince’s favorite club,...
02.26.2024
Short Cuts: We’re Declaring A Mook-A-Demic
Legendary surfcaster Bob “The Garbage Man” Bratananananewski explains the benefits of Pilates and why you’re not special because you can catch blitzing striped bass.
02.23.2024
Ep. 70 - Blood(worms), Sweat, & Tears
This week, former tackle shop owners Bill and Helen Brinkman explain why you never give free coffee to anglers, we discuss getting in bar fights with rod-and-reel thieves, recall the essence of liquified Atlantic sturgeon, and drive a giant...
02.16.2024
Ep. 69 - The Blair Fishing Film Tour
This week, Mike Williams of “The Blair Witch Project” encourages kids to trespass in abandoned buildings while fishing, we watch tight liners duke it out with Brad Pitt, discuss a severe injustice to marlin anglers, and sink...
02.09.2024
Ep. 68 - Can We Cope With The Scope?
This week, walleye guide Ross Robertson goes deep on “video game fishing” and shallow on compliments, we steal a new Huffy bicycle from a little girl at a derby, get forward-facing about bedded bluegills, and ride off...
02.02.2024
Ep. 67 - The Worst Steel Parm In Town
This week, Mike Sudal, John Frazier, and Rob Ceccarini dredge up tales of Great Lakes steelhead from the pre-kids era, we come very close to amputating a Florida boy’s foot, figure out the best way to explain a testicle...
01.26.2024
Ep. 66 - Surf’s Up, Tahoes Down
This week, veteran surf guide Bill Wetzel pushes the limits of whiskey and waders, we get our Hummers stuck in the dunes of social despair, chase reports of striper doom, and go Kamikaze on kids with tackle that’s too...
01.19.2024
Ep. 65 - Extreme Philly Sunfish Physics
This week, YouTuber Leo Sheng of “Extreme Philly Fishing” hunts species that don’t exist and beats the odds at Caesars Palace, we get the cops called on us for suspicious carp activity, rob a young man of...
01.12.2024
Ep. 64 - Hot Rails & Gringo Bingo
This week, Ali Hussainy of BD Outdoors pops a gummy flyer and navigates San Diego rogue waves, we learn how to sneak boat parts through Mexican customs, get held at gunpoint for taco money, and explain how East Coasters...
01.05.2024
Ep. 63 - The Alaskan Guide To Spooning In A Van
This week, Joe and his best friend Mark Wizeman recount a ramen-fueled hell ride through the Last Frontier, get laughed out of a fly shop by a blushing bride, prove that carrying a shotgun can make you look less...
01.01.2024
Short Cuts: The Hangover, Part Tuna
Kick off your New Year with a clay pot full of throw-up, a fighting harness fit for a toddler, and tips for fixing a trashed condo by game time.
12.29.2023
Ep. 62 - Dropping The Ball On Facebook 50s
This week, Captain Eric Kerber and “Neighbor” Steve McIntyre shut the door on 2023 and jam albie slime in the lock, we drive a ’96 Jimmy to the walleye hole and leave without casting, remember...
12.22.2023
Ep. 61 - Merry Bionic Brown Trout Summer
This week, Miles Nolte invites us to Christmas in New Zealand, we find Billy Bigmouth Bass under the decorated house plant in the morning, give the gift of upright urination to the ladies in our lives, and try to...
12.15.2023
Ep. 60 - Reverse Mermaids & Sexy Mushrooms
This week, tattoo artist and muskie junky “Sideshow” Brian Woolverton hooks the most seductive palomino trout ever, we hammer nips of Yukon Jack while fishing the spillway, start a new band that performs in waders, and striper...
12.08.2023
Ep. 59 - Dark House Of Hamburger Helper
This week, decoy carver and ice spearing zealot Ryan Ebert almost experiences death by sturgeon, we catch giant pike with golf balls and horror movie memorabilia, piss mom off by leaving walleyes in the sink, and forget our anchor...
12.01.2023
Ep. 58 - Riverhorse Is A Real Boy
This week, author, musician, and conservationist Riverhorse Nakadate sells us sausage and fights shark finning, we carp fish with the alley cat of Kunkeltown, fall in love with Brandy the bass ringer, and get lost in the wilderness right...
11.24.2023
Ep. 57 - The Most Buttery Wood Chipper
This week, Captain Zach “Hammer” Miller hunts muskies in a patriotic homeless camp, we score wild browns despite a lack of cozy sweaters, open the door to the cold truths about fatherhood, and threaten a Facebook cheapskate...
11.17.2023
Ep. 56 - Indicator Putty Skid Marks
This week, guide and competition fly angler Anita Coulton prays for more paper towels in Brown Town, we lose our balance Euro nymphing on one leg, smoke the devil’s lettuce in front of a conservation officer, and huff diesel...
11.13.2023
Short Cuts: Your Tarpon Are Interrupting Our Porno Shoot
Learn how to fish through the distraction of 20 naked models clogging up your favorite beach
11.10.2023
Ep. 55 - Drop-And-Reel Conference Calls
This week, hardcore kayak angler Kevin Hughes mutes his boss so he can battle a trophy permit, we chase pike during the worst conditions and prove muskie guys don’t know everything, pass on a bomb striper bite to ...
11.03.2023
Ep. 54 - Rakfisk Taquitos & Lingonberry Slurpees
This week, C&R; listener Clay Parmley takes us on a trek across Northern Europe where dream girls abound and nobody else fishes, we decide snake venom is better than fermented char, teach you how to strip set with lip-ripping...
10.27.2023
Ep. 53 - That Squatch Stole My Jelly Worms
This week, full-time Bigfoot researcher Mike Familant takes us on a psychological expedition from dark woods to mall parking lots, we hide our campsite from pirates so well we can’t even find it, solve the mystery of the bass-slaying...
10.20.2023
Ep. 52 - Who Put The Bluefish In The Hot Tub?
This week, Captain Eric Kerber and Captain Greg Dubrule enjoy a 110-degree party boat blood bath, we fight off vicious seals with the healing power of mushrooms, pick the perfect hair scrunchy for striper surf fishing, and dominate the...
10.13.2023
Ep. 51 - Hard-Boiled Squirmy Worm Trick Shots
This week, veteran fly tyer and YouTube OG, Tim Flagler, pulls Post-It Note knowledge from his Mazda hatchback, we take a few hundred volts to the heart in the name of trout research, explain why making your own bugs...
10.06.2023
Ep. 50 - No Child Left Behind (At The Gas Station)
This week, hardcore fishing dads Tyler Winter and Matt Farrell discuss allowing 5-year-olds to watch Jaws, we fill a kiddie pool with suckers and sand sharks, watch our precious tackle get brutalized by the gentle hands of children, and...
10.02.2023
Short Cuts: Bill Dance, Take The Wheel
MLF tournament champion Adrian Avena breaks down the cosmic twist of fate that could have easily ended in a life-altering, career-changing disaster.
09.29.2023
Ep. 49 - Major League Mollusk Hustling
This week, MLF tour champion Adrian Avena discusses the challenges of conch wrangling and faulty bilge pumps, we go flogging for marlin, catch bass like Russian terminators, and make fun of the Gucci patch on your tourney jersey.
09.22.2023
Ep. 48 - We’ve Hit A Snag Full Of Nude Photos
This week, underwater salvage expert Ed “The Diver” Bieber finds that hard drive full of boudoir shots your ex chucked off the bridge, we explore the psychology behind casting where you know you’ll lose your lure, and...
09.15.2023
EP. 47 - Pass The Anti-Venom, Por Favor?
This week, Mexico-based YouTuber, Jorge Acosta, slices up largemouth sashimi and uses bobbers for bluefins, we discuss how you can’t buy PowerWorms in the Wal-Mart by his house, cleanse our palates with spicy crickets, and throw down our Amex...
09.08.2023
Ep. 46 - Great White Vs. The Dallas Cowboys
This week, veteran Captain Greg Dubrule rips a bucktail out of your face while yelling at the author of “Jaws,” we jump on a party boat and wind up scrubbed out by the mafia, drink enough margaritas...
09.01.2023
Ep. 45 - Muck Fuskies
This week, Vermont fly guide Drew Price coaxes me out of muskie retirement only to force me right back in, we leave a trail of cheesy pecan crumbs for monster bowfins, see dead people while buying a dozen shiners,...
08.25.2023
Ep. 44 - One Beer Away From Trout Tickling Glory
This week, brewery owners Alex Costantino and Jeff Greco bring just enough suds to make carp sound delicious, we discuss the legality of throwing shad at old curmudgeons, go skiishing for stripers in our French drains, and scream hardcore...
08.18.2023
Ep. 43 - Sorry Pee Wee, Floaters Only
This week, Miles Nolte goes New Zealand-style combat fishing after a 9-hour first aid course, we shine red lights in the eyes of rude kids riding inflatable unicorns, confirm that we’re the best rowers on any river anywhere, and...
08.11.2023
Ep. 42 - Will You Jiggle My Mouse If I Run Out For Coffee?
This week, veteran trout guide Joe Demalderis rides the lightning and rows through brain fog, we take fur-crazed bros with bloodlust down a peg, explain why you don’t need glow-in-the-dark nippers to catch wild browns, and agree that fly...
08.04.2023
Ep. 41 - Don’t You Dare Freeze Those Largemouth Fillets
This week, Jared Serigne of “Outside The Levees” makes us a gar sandwich and some bowfin fingers, we teach kids how to work for their daiquiri money, hunt down the infamous Chickenman, and explain why nobody cares...
07.31.2023
Short Cuts: There’s No Crying In Shark Fishing
Join a therapy session aimed at helping Joe cope with the most devastating fish loss of his life.
07.28.2023
Ep. 40 - Oklahoma Marlin Encounters
This week, Captain Darren Dorris and I get schooled on steelhead by a one-armed angler, we film montages of barfing teens and blood soaked offshore rookies, throw a striper house party in Montauk, and thaw our frozen eyelids with...
07.21.2023
Ep. 39 - Carp Ephedra Cover-Up Conspiracies
This week, veteran fishing photographer Tim Romano tells you where to find expired Robitussin that’s priced to move, we cast to technicolored goldfish while enjoying a prison-style breakfast, become government operatives at a flea market, and almost get killed...
07.14.2023
EP. 38 - The Complete Guide To Mating
This week, Captain Eric Kerber and his trusty mate, Drew Watson, discuss ice skating on the bow and sleeping in awkward positions, we drive a Dodge Viper to Louisiana and get married in the back of a bar, and...

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Cut & Retie episodes:

Ep. 80 - Huddle House Hairballs

Short Cuts: Protect Ya Chicken Necks

Ep. 79 - A Shad For Baby Paddy

Ep. 78 - Jimmy Houston’s Lizard Lounge

Ep. 77 - Paging Doctor Gar

Ep. 76 - Pink PB & The Chain Stringer Gang

Ep. 75 - Condoms, WD-40, And Other Travel Necessities

Short Cuts: Seeing Red At The Air Show

Ep. 74 - The Ghosts Of Bayou Lingerie

Ep. 73 - The Freshest Dirt Bag Balcony Salmon

Ep. 72 - Bathroom Muskie Is Watching You Wipe

Ep. 71 - The Conway Twitty Chili Cook-Off Debriefing

Short Cuts: We’re Declaring A Mook-A-Demic

Ep. 70 - Blood(worms), Sweat, & Tears

Ep. 69 - The Blair Fishing Film Tour

Ep. 68 - Can We Cope With The Scope?

Ep. 67 - The Worst Steel Parm In Town

Ep. 66 - Surf’s Up, Tahoes Down

Ep. 65 - Extreme Philly Sunfish Physics

Ep. 64 - Hot Rails & Gringo Bingo

Ep. 63 - The Alaskan Guide To Spooning In A Van

Short Cuts: The Hangover, Part Tuna

Ep. 62 - Dropping The Ball On Facebook 50s

Ep. 61 - Merry Bionic Brown Trout Summer

Ep. 60 - Reverse Mermaids & Sexy Mushrooms

Ep. 59 - Dark House Of Hamburger Helper

Ep. 58 - Riverhorse Is A Real Boy

Ep. 57 - The Most Buttery Wood Chipper

Ep. 56 - Indicator Putty Skid Marks

Short Cuts: Your Tarpon Are Interrupting Our Porno Shoot

Ep. 55 - Drop-And-Reel Conference Calls

Ep. 54 - Rakfisk Taquitos & Lingonberry Slurpees

Ep. 53 - That Squatch Stole My Jelly Worms

Ep. 52 - Who Put The Bluefish In The Hot Tub?

Ep. 51 - Hard-Boiled Squirmy Worm Trick Shots

Ep. 50 - No Child Left Behind (At The Gas Station)

Short Cuts: Bill Dance, Take The Wheel

Ep. 49 - Major League Mollusk Hustling

Ep. 48 - We’ve Hit A Snag Full Of Nude Photos

EP. 47 - Pass The Anti-Venom, Por Favor?

Ep. 46 - Great White Vs. The Dallas Cowboys

Ep. 45 - Muck Fuskies

Ep. 44 - One Beer Away From Trout Tickling Glory

Ep. 43 - Sorry Pee Wee, Floaters Only

Ep. 42 - Will You Jiggle My Mouse If I Run Out For Coffee?

Ep. 41 - Don’t You Dare Freeze Those Largemouth Fillets

Short Cuts: There’s No Crying In Shark Fishing

Ep. 40 - Oklahoma Marlin Encounters

Ep. 39 - Carp Ephedra Cover-Up Conspiracies

EP. 38 - The Complete Guide To Mating

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