Sir Lake Ontario reaped his karma on me this past week through the French Open's unreadable draw, online gambling services declining my money, and a first round that has made my love for clay only that much more peculiar. David Goffin gives himself up to another Italian boy in the first round, he can't even wait three days like a classy broad. Luckily, he is not lonely at all! 13 total matches (of the 42 that had been played before filming started) were incorrectly called by me, and more (10) followed in the remaining round! I should be thanking the fact that I can't gamble, but I love the thrill too much to be appreciative. My top choice has shifted from Nadal to Tsitsipas because the upsets favor Stefanos' side more than the Nadal/Federer/Djokovic power-half of the draw. Aslan Karatsev has a fairly open draw as well, but I don't think he's as under-the-radar as he was at the Australian Open. The NHL Playoffs also added to my list of stressors by dragging the Maple Leafs to a Game 7 they were less than excited about, which featured a Carey Price who could've stopped the zamboni going through its doors the way he was playing. The Habs will try to help Carey Price more in the next series, but somehow Winnipeg can only beat teams above them so it could be a very French spring. Wanna see the sweet hair (and it's spot-on comparison), check out the YT!

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