pantsu likes f-----g kids and i do too
with low iq that we pick up on youtube
we take em back to the crib, back to my room
and start with the brainwashing voodoo
which we do til they’ve no clue who's who
and what's what, and if you blowing up our spot
then there's the bus stop, hope you got change
if not get your ass back to the coin shop
'cause i ain't buying new shoes
for you... it's me or him, you choose
bitch you knew what you were getting into
and i knew what i was getting into too
if you want a reminder, crap doo-doo
now let me introduce this pantsu dude
faith don’t be rude ‘cause she looks like a dude
your gut sticks out more than her teeth do
no sign of remorse, bitch I’ma keep riding this course (of course)
and only on the retort (tort)
will you find a tortoise identifying with a horse
ah bitch this ain’t the chorus (nope)
I invented faggot blood sports
you ain’t gotta come at me with force
you just let the liver disease take its course
faith don’t hate me cause you’re insane
boring, plain and sure as shit ain’t got nora’s brain
these bitches gotta be all the same
nigga see you in court!
that’s the type of shit that a god damn whore would say
blablablablabla cacophony
need to up your game, like my ex-wife
peta-file for divorce (vorce) uh
so why you tryin to (turn me back into the old me)
I can’t fucking think, I need a drink!
(turn me back into the old me)
and now you’re stuck with me, you don’t fuck me
bitch you (turn me back into the old me)
but yeh that might seem crude
all those promises of being bride and groom, for nothing
well that’s not quite true
you won’t be the bride but you did get groomed
my way or the highway
threeway or the freeway, you better delay
the birth til' I'm done selling these assets
posting these ads to sell little Xander on ebay
oh wait hold on wait cut it
i gotta check kiwi farms, see what they're saying
can't see my feet, can't see my dick
can't seem to get on top of it
but you can't read my lips
they're too puckered with
gator's semen fix motherfucker
gator I dare you....
call me out motherfucker!
he’s like oh ralph you’re a fucking child molesting piece of shit
(but I love ya)
so sit here breathing methane
since mc jarbo decided to leave me
that’s why I did a sex tape yo
so why you tryin to (turn me back into the old me)
I can’t fucking think, I need a drink!
(turn me back into the old me)
and now you’re stuck with me, you don’t fuck me
bitch you (turn me back into the old me)
Contains a sample of "Bojack Horseman Theme Song" by Patrick Carney & Ralph Carney