Once upon a time, a wise man said, "A novel is just 45 things." Or he said "A novel is 45 scenes". Or something like that. Anyway, his name was Adam, and he's the co-host of this podcast. The other co-host wrote the 45 things quotation down, but that notebook has since been filed away. Also, it's been a few weeks since this podcast was recorded, and I'm not 100% sure this is the episode where we discuss the intricacies of getting a novel written. Adam says it's 45 scenes. I think a novel also needs a title, like "Cave-Scavengers of Dargon" or "The Peat Humpers." It doesn't really matter what you call your novel, as long as you call it something.

Also discussed: the last Moffatt/Capaldi episode of Doctor Who, some speculation on what an Aaron Sorkin-penned Star Wars would have been like, and bits of etceteras.

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