LOTS of poo poo and pee pee talk.

Seriously, we are middle-aged people. What is wrong with us?

2026 - the year we officially became old cranky bastards.

Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu go through their Xmas experiences. There are laughs, there is heartache, there is crank, there is complaining, there are tangents and maybe, just maybe, a lesson or two is learnt.

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7 or 8 years ago, Matt invited Rich to help him come up with some answers to questions his then young daughters had put to him regarding the Saviour.

Includes some random non-sequiturs at the end!

Have you found your fat seam sweet spot?

We start off with Stu trying to get some consensus on an important matter,

Household cold wars, Wiggo asks if he needs to hand his Dad card in, new segments “Matt’s Health Corner”, "Mow Council" and “What’s Derek Up To Now?” and, of course, lots of ham chat.

Are you more likely to hide inside or follow the tree around? What time did you go to bed on Saturday night? What side do you have in the great Talk v Turd debate?

If the above sentences make no sense, it is probably because you haven’t listened to the episode yet, duuuh.

Also how to BOM a website refresh, don’t want no permanent tradies and much more!

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Dadness abounds as Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu meet once more to speak Dad truth. Rich has shaved his head and spills his water everywhere (those things aren't necessarily connected)

Annoying fauna, morning routines, asking a lot of Santa, very specific parent feedback, dads and tech, Matt's Health corner and a new segment - "What's That Smell?"

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It is an action packed episode, there can be no argument..

We start the show of with a musical number before getting into Labubu issues, odd things that satisfy dads, grocery shopping chat, Hamburger Night, tradies overstepping, kids in pubs - ok or not? and Father's Day bits and bobs, including a Father's Day weekend quest for a grail of sorts....

Get in touch if you want Rich's Adelaide breakfast tips....

You want to go to your happy place? Don't bother, we have something better.

Rich returns from his country-hopping multi-week trip with his family. Do the rest of us express envy and live out the good bits vicariously? Well, no. Do we have vicarious anxiety and try to find RDT dramas to fixate on? Absolutely....

Also opportunism between brothers, an odd boomer quirk and of course a lot more pass-agg dad discussion.

What are you cooking up, BTW?

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12 seconds could make all the difference.

We start with the aftermath of Ben's daughter hurting her finger before progressing to more sleep-in debate, RDT in other settings, being 'those" parents, potential backyard adaptions and an upsettingly cryptic message.

Sorry for the crackle that pops up from time to time

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Have you ever received the Holy Trinity of Lawn Compliments?

A medical issue, more savings chat, mowing technique, a parent rave, sharing dark humour and we have another Travel Dad happening to talk through.

Most importantly, which hose setting are you?

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