Dad Pants

We are getting older ladies and gentlemen, handle us with care!

In a special (not really) Father’s Day edition (it was discussed a little bit), your dad friends unite to deliver their monthly cranks (of course, where would you be without those?), more Dad-specific jobs, Sport Dad updates, a wee bit of chafe chat and a tale of survival that shakes a core Dad belief.

For any new listeners, RDT is Real Dad Time, the specific sense of time a dad has (that no-one else in the family understands) when planning an outing (mainly getting to the airport on time).

Also for new listeners, I don’t usually use brackets (in the show notes) this much.

Yes, yes, Stu knows he said Laughing Out Loud UK instead of Last One Laughing UK. He feels like a plonker, don’t worry.

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This month the dads are dealing with problems at the movies, with pools, with sons sending pass/agg instagram reels, and Rich takes a bunch of kids to Canberra (he is a teacher).

There’s also Matt’s Health Corner, a Pupdate, a serious conundrum re kids sport and Stu is in a Real Dad Time bind!

Big, big bombshell in this episode folks.

Someone has a severe case of Chumbawamba foot, let me put it that way.......

Got your band?

What a meaningful (and long) episode! We discover a lot about ourselves, There is actual parenting advice,, more than once!

You will have to find it amongst the discussion of Yoga Ball problems, kids starting "big" school, the dadness levels of various pizza toppings, coaching sport for kids and we may have stumbled across the origin story of RDT....

Tell a dad or dad ally you know, someone who advocates for dadness, about this podcast!

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The dads are ready to dad at you aurally.

Fear inducing tales of energy wastage, a new superhero attends a wedding and ONE bus story.

Do you go three boils per cup? Does Angry Jesus have your vote?

This month on Dad Pants in this, our year of the Dad Crank: the Sunday Scaries, bit of mow and pool chat, Time Facts, a bum-friendly deal and much more!

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Dad gripes abounds, more nicknames for Stu's son Dylan, a new Dad Commandment, the somewhat misnamed Matt's Health Corner, an actual question for the Pants Panel and Real Dad Time chat that is not for those with weak constitutions.

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LOTS of poo poo and pee pee talk.

Seriously, we are middle-aged people. What is wrong with us?

2026 - the year we officially became old cranky bastards.

Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu go through their Xmas experiences. There are laughs, there is heartache, there is crank, there is complaining, there are tangents and maybe, just maybe, a lesson or two is learnt.

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7 or 8 years ago, Matt invited Rich to help him come up with some answers to questions his then young daughters had put to him regarding the Saviour.

Includes some random non-sequiturs at the end!