LISTEN RINSE REPEAT Dad Takes the Call Lee Shackleford

SOUND: PHONE RINGS (EXT), IS PICKED UP

DAD: Hello?

Yes -- I'll call her to the phone!

But -- while I have you on the line, I want you to know that my daughter is my precious baby -- don't interrupt -- and you both have age-appropriate hormones raging, so it's not impossible that the two of you may suddenly find yourselves as prospective parents! So just know that you and my grandchild will be welcomed into this family with all--Hello? Hello?

SOUND: HANG UP PHONE

DAD: Heh heh.

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SHOW NOTES:

When I was a young man, somebody's dad did this to me. I never forgot it.

-- Lee Shackleford

of RELATIVITY -- www.relativitypodcast.com