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3-14-19 Thursday

 

If I had a dollar for every bad piece of advice I saw a boyfriend give his girlfriend at the gym… I would be rich. 

Dear ACL… I am going to miss you so much! 

 

Why?

People who want to give you secret advice always have bad breath?

People who want to give you advice never practice it?

People who want to give you advice do it to late. 

People who want to give you advice tell you things you already know like its genius. (you know you should never take your toaster into the shower)

 

 

DADDY SAID WHAT?

You need to drink more water

 

Keep your blouse buttoned and your pants zipped!

You can stay out of a lot of trouble simply by not making stupid decisions. 

Life is already hard enough… don’t be stupid and make it harder! 

 

Proverbs 3

21 

My son, do not let wisdom and understanding out of your sight,

    preserve sound judgment and discretion;

22 

they will be life for you,

    an ornament to grace your neck.

23 

Then you will go on your way in safety,

    and your foot will not stumble.

 

 

You are already going to have some bumps and bruises in your marriage.

You are already going to have some hard times with your job.

You are already going to have some mistakes in how you raise your kids.

You are already going to have some health problems…

Money is already going to be a little tight sometimes…

There are times when God will feel a little distant…

Problems are a part of life… but stupidity doesn’t have to be. 

 

Here is a thought:

Don’t drink

Don’t do drugs

Don’t look at porn

Don’t hang out with the opposite sex

Don’t spend money you don’t have

Don’t speak out of anger or pride

Don’t eat crap

Don’t quit exercising

Don’t quit going to church

Don’t quit reading and praying

 

 

Keep life simple and safe by making the simple and safe decision.

 

WHEN IN DOUBT… DO WHATS RIGHT! 

 

Bob Newhart - stop it

 

https://youtu.be/Ow0lr63y4Mw