Charles and Link try to decipher a sperm joke. Charles helps a listener with a proposal in England (and a prank on the Buckingham Palace guards), reveals that he’d rather poop in the bushes at a party than clog the toilet, and becomes a southern Alexa. Plus, Charles and Link play another round of “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wild Wing Cafe. 
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Dad’s Marriage Proposal | DFMB Episode 12

Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every week, listeners will get to have the intimate experience of hearing a call between Link and his dad, but it’s not just Myrtle Beach we’ll be hearing about- it’s everything under the (Southern) sun.

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Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks about his times hitchhiking in the 70s, and shares his strangest stories from childhood. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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Dad’s Hitchhiking Stories | DFMB Episode 70

It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows the lore behind the number 69, and tells of a recent event involving Nana in an impromptu edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Our Birthday Surprises For Each Other | DFMB Episode 69

We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house sit in Myrtle Beach. Plus, the three play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Lily Surprises Charles On The Show | DFMB Episode 68

Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater rafting at Dead Man’s Rock with Link, and hang gliding over Grandfather Mountain in the 70s. Plus, Charles talks about being in multiple natural disaster evacuations, in which he, of course, did not evacuate, and gives advice to a couple seeking help in keeping the romance alive. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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Dad Used To Be A Hang Glider! | DFMB Episode 67

Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charles confronts Link about a life-size Santa he and Rhett broke 15 years ago in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Blue Drum.
 
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Dad’s Marriage Proposal | DFMB Episode 12

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