This week….  growing a beard

going bald,

kids movies,

sharing a bed with your child,

setting boundaries,

father/friend balance,

tough love,

respect for parents,

terrifying teachers,

This week...... toy soldiers,

Minecraft,

teaching kids history, 

hatching butterflies, 

crocodiles, 

Ben Fogle, 

prostate cancer, 

MRI scans, 

loosing your car key, 

This week…. the joy of pickup trucks.

the British summer,

scientific words for genitalia,

sex education,

the Rock for President,

taking kids out in the rain,

shielding kids from trauma,

helping injured animals,

kids defying their parents,

the dad look.

This week…..Post 40 eyesight,

sex education,

girls getting their period,

sexting,

first exposure to porn,

self defence,

family road trips,

controlling your temper,

monkeys eating shit,

kids creating their own games,

walking in the rain,

This week…Alcohol consumption

Lock down

The rise of political correctness

Encountering perverts

Eurovision

Being disappointed in your child

Crazy golf

Dealing with tantrums

Drinking breast milk

Kids loosing teeth

Singing  in the car with your kids

Nick names

This week... fitting TV's to the wall,

Dadsnet,

classic British comedy,

teaching kids to swim,

letting kids go out unaccompanied, 

child abduction, 

kids watching  Avengers,

London Mayer elections,

teletext and ceefax,

best way to kill wasps

This week….War with France,

teaching kids bout gambling,

loosing in Vegas,

in app purchases,

teaching kids about religion,

home schooling,

Peloton injuries,

kids and animals,

seeing yourself in your child,

conflicting parenting styles

This week…. Lock down Christmas,   

Tom Cruise, 

Gifts to leave out for Santa, 

How to open Christmas presents, 

Introducing kids to Star Wars,

Advance Star Wars chat, 

Learning painful lessons, 

Turkey or beef for Christmas?

Home improvements, 

This week….. visiting Santa

COVID in schools, 

confronting people who drop litter,    

kids drawing dicks,    

lying to your kids,

dealing with other peoples kids,    

COVID vaccinations,

kids discovering porn,

kids seeing dead people,