The Bravo-verse is in full soap-opera spin as Real Housewives and Southern Charm stars juggle burglaries, courtrooms, and emotional carnage: Kathy Hilton and Sutton Stracke’s homes are allegedly hit during BravoCon (with Rick Hilton reportedly confronting intruders with a shotgun), Erika Jayne scores a small legal W after a judge tosses a case against her attorney, and Bethenny Frankel opens up about the decade-long divorce that left her psychologically and physically wrecked. On the friendship front, Sutton and Garcelle’s once-solid bond crumbles, while Taylor Ann Green and Salley Carson lob accusations across social media like it’s Wimbledon with wigs. And in the most Bravo-coded twist of all, Craig Conover floats a theory that every ex he’s had gets a cat right before dumping him—because nothing says heartbreak like a rescue pet with impeccable timing.