After spotting a restaurant staffed entirely by runway-level gorgeous waiters, Elvis wonders: can businesses legally hire only attractive people? The show dives into “hot sections” at restaurants, ugly seating conspiracies, Abercrombie drama, and even topless pool marketing tactics. Plus, an actual lawyer calls in to settle whether “being hot” is a protected class. Spoiler: it’s not.

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