If a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure?

Hi guys! Glad to see you after so long! I hope you like the new cover art, Alice from Box of Books Podcast made it for me! If you like it, don't be afraid to send me or her a voice message telling us what you think!

Joke read by Jane Hillman, produced by Elle and Jane Hillman, edited by Jane Hillman