Welcome back to the podcast where structure goes to die and logic is politely asked to leave. In this gloriously unplanned episode, we kick things off with a simple question - then immediately derail into a 45-minute discussion about things like: why cereal is the most emotionally unstable meal, whether ghosts get annoyed by Wi-Fi, and how one of us may or may not have offended a mime in 2009 (long story, no regrets).

Strap in, folks - this episode is a wild rollercoaster with zero seatbelts and absolutely no map. We tried to stay on topic (we really did), but five minutes in we were deep into a debate about whether pigeons are government spies, why socks disappear in the dryer, and how long you could survive in the woods with only a can of Pringles and a questionable attitude.