In today's episode I call the midwife! And she comes to my house and we talk about how she deliveries babies in houses. Other people's houses, I probably don't need to explain. I go back to offending people, I'm sure of it.

Opening song by Sarah J. Storer; graphic design by Kristin J. Steele; production and technical assistance by Kelley Altizer. "Push It" by Salt N Pepa (fair use) closes out the show.