M: 6. E: 7.5.

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Grateful: Luke’s Rest 2.0

Dan Tehan is a gutless moron. A grinning idiot with a huge and unusually shaped head. He needs Botox like 5 mins ago. He has the complexion of an asteroid-ravaged desert planet. He serves as the MP for Wannon in the house of reps. He will be forgotten immediately at the end of his pointless career because he’s severely allergic to being effectual. Like, he can not do anything at all. He also… needs a tailor. And some brain cells. He shits himself, apparently. Or he did as a baby, at least (I assume). I don’t like him. I’d love for him to be turned inside-out via his anus by a big pneumatic machine arm. And to record the sound of this to be able to enjoy listening to it while I go about my life, picking up litter, being nice to others, working on creative projects, etc. Dan Tehan MP will not go to Heaven. St Peter and God will fake him out at the gates and beckon him through as if they’re going to let him in - but will trip him over and go “Uh, no dude..” and then Dan Tehan MP will watch as they let in other people who Dan Tehan MP would have viewed as lesser-than on earth. God hates people who had opportunities to help their fellow man but who chose to be cunts instead. Dan tehan MP’s mum and aunty died of some degenerative brain disease, it says here. Thats awful 😢 I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. 😉 what!? I wouldn’t!! Haha