This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!

Dancing Dirty, Letting Go & The Hills Have Eyes


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Remember those childhood fitness tests? Yeah, nothing like being told you’re a failure by the Presidential Seal while you wheeze through a mile in third grade. (Shoutout to the one kid who ran it in five minutes while the rest of us faked asthma attacks 👏).

Then we switch gears to the true GOAT: Patrick Swayze. The man danced, fought, AND cried at a pottery wheel—basically the holy trinity of 80s masculinity.

Sprinkle in some unique family stories (the kind Netflix would label as a “limited docuseries”), friendship hot takes, and a few political convos that somehow didn’t end in fistfights—plus trivia and fun facts to make you that person at brunch.

đź’ˇ Takeaways:
    •    Fitness tests = childhood’s Hunger Games.
    •    Patrick Swayze is why mullets will never die.
    •    Every family has an uncle who should come with a warning label.
    •    Friendship = forgiving dumb decisions until you die.
    •    Politics = Thanksgiving dinner with less pie.
    •    Random trivia = free tool to annoy strangers.
    •    Nostalgia = cheaper than therapy.
    •    Laughter heals… except rope burns from the climb rope.

👉 Listen now, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and text your old PE teacher an apology.

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This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!By Jen & Ashten