In this episode of Chalkboard Confessions, we open our hearts with a quick but meaningful talk about breast cancer awareness. Then, as the sequins sparkle, we dive straight into Dancing with the Stars — the perfect gateway to our deep dive into The Secret Life of the Mormons’ Wives. Expect drama, fake lashes, and way too much perfection to be real!

To end on a high (and hilarious) note, Erika takes the “Are You a Cool Mom?” test — and let’s just say the results are… revealing. Caroline was supposed to take it too, but she clearly needs to study more before earning her cool-mom badge.