In this episode, Lauren and Lynnsey share their personal journeys of leaving organized religion and the grief, relief, and transformation that came with it. They dig into the concept of spiritual bypassing — the way religious language can be used to dodge real accountability and genuine healing — and call out specific examples with receipts straight from the Bible itself. 

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Religious trauma, suicidal ideation, and sexual assault.

We’re Virgo and Libra, and we are here to tell you that we are absolutely nothing like what you’ve read about us. This week, we dig into our full birth charts, debunk the stereotypes of all twelve signs, and figure out why a Virgo whose house is a disaster and a Libra who owns nothing beige somehow make complete sense astrologically. Also, we talk about why one of us processes emotions through her body and the other one would rather do literally anything else. Spoiler: it’s the Scorpio moon’s fault.

After a little hiatus (okay, a lot of hiatus) your favorite chaotic duo is relaunching and we have things to say. This week we catch you up on our lives, explain what this podcast is now and why it’s different, and debut our brand new advice segment where a 34 year old asks if having no idea who she is outside of work and relationships is a crisis or just Tuesday. Welcome back, we missed you.