Dark Swan Era

Forget haunted houses. We've dated scarier.

This Halloween, we're bringing the classic Universal Monsters into the modern dating world—and some of these creatures are looking a little TOO familiar. 👀

🧛 Dracula? Emotionally draining since 1897.

🐺 The Wolfman? Sweet one minute, absolutely unhinged the next.

👻 The Invisible Man? Can't answer a text but never misses your Instagram story.

⚡ Frankenstein's Monster? Because apparently, we thought we could fix him.

💀 The Bride of Frankenstein? She took one look and said, "Absolutely fucking not."

Join Savannah and Felicia as we expose the monsters hiding in our relationships, friendships, and maybe even ourselves.

Expect sarcasm, questionable decisions, spooky laughs, and a few uncomfortable realizations.

Have you ever finally set a boundary… only to discover that somehow YOU became the villain? 🖤🦢

Savannah and Felicia unpack what happens when someone retells the story and suddenly your reaction is the crime—not everything that led to it. From unwanted workplace attention and an imaginary romance to boundaries, accountability, and the dreaded trip to HR…

Sometimes being the villain in someone else’s story just means you finally stopped playing the part they wrote for you.

Sometimes healing is therapy, boundaries and personal growth.

And sometimes…

it’s being just petty enough to restore balance to the universe.

This week, we're opening the vault on some of our favorite petty AND powerful moments—including Beady Eyes, Biscuits & Gravy, Savannah's Peanut butter and Jelly, and a listener submission that takes a much more serious turn.

Some moments will make you laugh.

Some will make you ask, “Wait… you actually DID that?”

And one reminds us that sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is survive.

You know that feeling when something seems off, but you don’t have proof?

And then suddenly…

THE UNIVERSE HANDS YOU THE WHOLE DAMN RECEIPT.

This week, we’re talking about the moments when the truth finally showed up—and apparently, it brought documentation.

From “Why is the gym texting you?”to “you don’t have to worry about it?”… sometimes you don’t have to go looking for answers.

They find you.

It started with attention. Affection. Big feelings. Big promises.

And then the fucking thing exploded.

This week, Felicia opens up about a relationship that started like a whirlwind romance and slowly became something very different. Savannah asks the questions as they unpack the love bombing, the moments that didn’t make sense until later, the shift from “this feels incredible” to “wait…what the fuck is happening?” — and what it took to finally see the relationship for what it was.

There’s trauma. There’s hindsight. There’s dark humor. And there are definitely a few moments where Savannah has questions for this man.

Because sometimes you don’t recognize the red flags when someone is busy turning the whole damn sky red.

It wasn’t a love bomb. That was a fucking grenade. 💣🖤

This week, Savannah and Felicia are digging through The eX Files — the good ones, the bad ones, the ones who taught us something, and the ones who left us wondering, “What the actual fuck was that?”

We’re talking relationship endings, lessons we accidentally learned, things we’ll never tolerate again, and even the good stuff we carried forward. Because not every ex was a villain…and unfortunately, not every red flag looked like one at the time.

Some relationships end in heartbreak. Some end in growth. And some deserve their own federal investigation.

The truth is out there. We’re just putting it out there. 👽🖤

Betrayal hits different when it comes from someone you called a best friend. This week, we’re talking fake loyalty, blurred lines, messy friend groups, and the moment you realize the person hyping you up might have been playing both sides. 👀

Because sometimes losing a friend isn’t the heartbreak—the heartbreak is realizing they were never really your friend to begin with.

We’ve all ignored a red flag. But some red flags don’t deserve to be ignored-they deserve to be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

This week, Savannah and Felicia are ranking some of the most unhinged relationship red flags from their own lives, friends, family and listener submissions.

We’re talking disappearing acts, commitment shutdowns, secret social media lives, love bombing, and the kind of behavior that makes you look back and think:

“0h. That wasn’t a red flag. That was a full emergency evacuation notice”

Some are funny now. Some still sting. And some will have you screaming RUN at your headphones.

Welcome to the Red Flag Hall of Fame 🚩

What killed the relationship?

Savannah puts one of her messier relationships on the autopsy table - from old flames and ignored red flags to a gravel parking lot show down and a medical diagnosis nobody saw coming. Felicia was there for the chaos (and somehow caught consequences too)

It’s funny now. It definitely wasn’t then.

Cause of death? You will have to listen to the autopsy

Former sisters-in-law. Now chosen sisters. A lot of questionable decisions.

Meet Savannah and Felicia and find out how divorce somehow made them more like family, why complaining about a man created the DARK SWAN ERA, and what happens when you finally stop ignoring the red Flags and start choosing yourself.

Expect chaos, heartbreak, inappropriate humor and a walmart confrontation you won't forget.

Bad Decisions. Better Stories. Welcome to the Dark Swan Era