Happy Valentines Day… or close enough to it. For us at Monster Crush, it’s always the perfect day to celebrate love in all of its weirdly beautiful forms. But, for this amorous time of year we bring you two monsters you can really give you heart to, because that’s what they eat! Prepare yourself for two chimeric monsters with a taste for cardiac cuisine with the predatory Peryton and Ammit, the Devourer of the Dead!

Featuring: Grease the Musical but with monsters - Spooky News: a new cozy video game about feeding cryptids with your eldritch oven, butt bombs, Obama confirms the existence of extraterrestrials, your odds of being abducted by UFOs/UAPs based on where you live - shifting shadows - Elf hearts taste bad - half hippo/half crocodile/half lion, all goddess - open book tests in the afterlife - sometimes ‘girl dinner’ is eating the hearts of the damned - AND MORE!

CW: WWI munitions used as a sex toy (13:00-14:20), mentions of modern politics and crimes of politicians (16:15-16:25), Christian mythology and Christian hell (56:30-57:50), mentions of monsters eating humans/human hearts throughout

We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.