Someday, you're going to find someone who loves you for what's on the inside - your blood. It's wet n' wild, and you're full of it. Jackpot! [Redacted due to fear of legal repercussions] isn't the only sexy vampire in town, and four hungry fiends are eager to show you what they got. CW: exsanguination, body horror, math. Featuring: The Sniffles; don't sue us Anne R*ce; Panic! @ the New England Gravesite; Family-friendly family riddle; the most Jewish number; too much math.SOURCESThe First VampireThe Great New England Vampire PanicEvolution of the VampireBachelor OneVampires.comEnacademicSingelton TwoVampires.comWikipedia Bachelor ThreeVamp MythThe DemoniacalWikipediaBachelor FourCSICryptidzLive ScienceHow Global Warming Creates Monsters