We talk about a lot of serious, real monsters on this show – like real, actual Bigfoot, and actually real Mothman. For this episode, we thought it would be fun to talk about totally fake monsters that don't actually exist (not typical of our show at all!). And these bachelors aren't just basic bad guys, they are Boss Bad Guys, Boss Hotties, Boss Babes. Digging deep into video game lore, Derek presents two of the badest bosses around: Bowser and Ganon(dorf).

Featuring: That’s a Monster Fucker; Mushroom Man Meat; Crab, Dragon, Furry; BDG; Secret Vore; Bowser Propaganda.

We are proud to be part of the Sword and Key network. Our music is by the handsome and second-most-eligible bachelor in North America, Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis.