This week on Date Doctor DC, we’re grilling Carl with the questions women actually want answers to 👀

From his dating icks to his Roman Empire, from emotional intelligence to cheating—no topic is off-limits 😏

🔥 Does he believe in “right person, wrong time”?

🚩 Has he ever breadcrumbed (and gotten away with it)?

🧠 What makes a man truly dateable?

💋 And what compliment does he wish women gave more?

It’s flirty, honest, messy, and maybe a little too relatable. Tap play for red flags, green flags, and all the chaotic in-betweens ❤️‍🔥

Why are medium-ugly men winning?? 😏
This week, we spill the tea on why the 6s are getting wifed while the 10s are busy ghosting.

💡 Spoiler: It’s not about looks — it’s about loyalty, emotional intelligence, and knowing how to not fumble a good thing.
Because being a safe space? That’s hot forever. 🧠🔥

We also dig into:
💅 The Matching Hypothesis (aka why you're drawn to your lookalike)
The Art of Seduction (Robert Greene, we see you)
🔍 And yes — military interrogation tactics… but make it dating. Because sometimes getting a straight answer feels like a classified op.

Then, we hit you with a sexy breakdown of sexual archetypes — from The Siren to The Hunter — and what your type says about your moves in bed 👀

✨ PLUS: A real-life Date Doctor event! ✨
🦢 Thursday, July 31st | 7–9 PM | Ugly Duckling – Shaw, DC
Ages 30–45 only. Come sip, flirt, and maybe find your next situationship (or sneaky link... no judgment).

🎟️ Tickets are limited. Cocktails are strong. Vibes are immaculate.
Be there or be texting your ex (again). 😬

🎙️ This episode is a fun, insightful segment where you explore things men commonly find annoying in women — while Date Doctor DC offers a balanced, empathetic take.

Tired of hearing “men are trash” and “she’s so dramatic”? 🙄 We’re cutting through the noise and diving into the real dating pet peeves from the male perspective — with a twist. 🔄

👀 Why do women say “I’m fine” when they’re not?
📱 Is it that deep if she takes selfies all the time?
🧠 Why does every date feel like a therapy session?

We take his complaint, give it her perspective, and serve up some ✨ actual insight ✨.

We break down “icks” in a funny, brutally honest way — the little things we women do that make men suddenly lose interest 💔… and the psychology behind it 🧬.

Lastly, Date Doctor DC leans on Marie Kondo’s method of dating 🧺💖:
Keep the people who spark joy 💫 and gently let go of what no longer serves you 🚪👋

In essence:
Treat your dating life like your closet. Keep it clean, keep it cute, and don’t keep what gives you the ick. 🧼👗💘

From public heartbreaks to powerful glow-ups, these celebs turned pain into power:

• Jennifer Aniston stayed graceful and booked movies.

• Taylor Swift made heartbreak a business model.

• Selena Gomez chose self-love and mental health.

• Shakira dropped a diss track and danced her way to freedom.

💔 ➡️ ✨ Proof that even the most public breakups can lead to iconic comebacks.

Later in the episode we unpack the juicy question: Do men chase success, wealth, and nice things because of women? The answer? Kind of yes, kind of no — but mostly, it’s complicated.

We explore:

• How evolutionary psychology suggests men have always sought status to attract mates (cue caveman with a crypto wallet).

• Why women often serve as the mirror that reflects a man’s worth back to him.

• The twist: Many men start grinding for women’s attention… but end up chasing validation from other men or from success itself.

• The deeper truth: Success becomes the new seduction — not the relationship.

And finally, we ask: If no one was watching, would he still want to “win”?

💭 Tune in for the hot take, stay for the existential crisis.

• "Chasing someone who doesn't want you is the fastest way to lose yourself."

In this thought-provoking episode, we navigate the emotional and political minefields shaping modern life — from the devastating 🇮🇷 Iran bombings to the internal battles men face with 🧠 mental health. We begin with a breakdown of the latest developments in Tehran, exploring the global implications 🌍 and the human cost of conflict 💥.

Then, we pivot inward, confronting the often-silent crisis of men's mental health 😶‍🌫️:
Why is it so hard for men to open up? What support do they really need — and aren’t getting? 🧍‍♂️💬

Next, we head into the gray zone of modern relationships:
❓ Can men and women truly be 'just friends'?
💔 Is emotional intimacy possible without sexual tension?
📱 And how is Tinder reshaping the way we connect, desire, and define gender roles?

This episode blends geopolitics, psychology, and culture in one unfiltered conversation — with real stories, bold questions, and no easy answers.

Where the hell have you been loca?!? Date Doctor recaps her absence, discusses her shitty cheating piece of shit ex, her psoriasis titties, touching grass, and more.

Hi Date Patients! We have a VERY special guest for this week...MY SEXY, SILLY GRANDMA. We try very hard to get to the bottom of how she secured my grandpa and made their marriage last for 56 years, but you can easily see I get my ADHD from this side of the family and we get a lil lost along the way. AND thats OKAY. This is one of the more wholesome episodes so buckle up and get ready to see the apple and the tree up close and personal.

Date Doctor is sprung. Don't worry it'll pass - just like one of her mentors did! ZING - we use comedy to deal with grief!!! BECAUSE. WE. ARE. NOT. OKAY. Sir lancelot is our sexy special guest and we are so grateful to have him, even if he is a drake fan - and a scorpio.

Fall Sluts, Thanksgiving, Mean Girls and Catfish's? Theres a lot to cover here. I missed you sweet hearts <3 I'm so grateful I get to bare my soul to you sexy little turkeys. xoxo Date Doctor DC. Leave me a message on my voicemail at ‪(202) 838-6319‬, or record your message on the voice memos app and shoot that over in a email to [email protected]