Herbo Gooli of the Barsoomian Blade reports on more problems encountered by a Jasoomian documentary crew on Mars. (Banths!) A Stiiv Ryan song, “My name is John Carter.” Artificial Life Protection laws for synthetic men, by Andy Nunez. Elmo talks with Bill Hillman, curator at erbzine.com, about what should be in a John Carter movie. A short discussion of Disney's Tarzan and the preview Disney Studios gave fans during the 1999 Dum-Dum.