We started in the talking stage... and somehow ended up planning someone’s hypothetical wedding in our notes app. In this week’s episode, we dive headfirst into the beautifully messy pipeline from first dates to full-on engagements with plenty of detours into red flags, unhinged DMs, wedding hot takes, and the occasional emotional spiral.

Whether you're single, cuffed, situationshipped, or just here for the tea, grab your drink (or your therapist), because things are about to get wildly unserious.