Let's dig into the archives—specifically, my fake Instagram where I documented the emotional rollercoaster of dating guys who had absolutely no business being in my life. From cringe to chaos, I’m spilling the tea on the boys who inspired my best captions and my worst decisions. Some stories are funny, some are a little traumatic (okay, a lot), but all of them shaped who I am now. To quote Megan Moroney: Nobody’s son is stressing me out—I’m in REM sleep. Time to heal, laugh, and delete that text draft together.