Don't drop salmon on your phone! This is a legit warning, since the long-time gluten-free friend of Justine, Sweet T, did this while chatting about food allergies and egg smuggling. Justine reads a rant-based blog post and then discusses her experience with divorce, female sexual liberation, and the origin of the vibrator with Sweet T, who may not be as sweet as you think!

Trigger warning: this episode mentions suicide.

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://okvibes.wordpress.com/2010/10/17/dating-is-a%c2%a0drag/