You wanted the best, you've got the best, because we're joined byHow2Wrestling's tremendous Jo Graham to discuss sexy pirate outfits, smart, sad horses, and love quadrangles, because that's what we've got when we've got Anne "Quinoa" Bishop's Daughter of the Blood.

Light S&M, sexy vampires, sexier vampires, sexier still demons, and, at the center of it all, a girl who ages from 7 to 12, so it's safe to say that very strong content warnings apply.

Recommendations:

• "re:memeber" -- Ólafur Arnalds
• Marie Antoinette
• Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Hands and Knees So Their Balls Hit the Water Last?
• The Wizard's First Rule, Terry Goodkind

Music:

• "This Corrosion" by The Sisters of Mercy
• "Ride the Wind" by Poison
• "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner