Mark doesn't join us because he's busy gaslighting Andrew with water coolers and NOT promoting his special. Dauood teaches us about Buzkashi and has his first gay experience, and Joey sells out the San Jose Improv. Plus, are teachers creeps? Is the Coachella lineup awesome? And which cult would you join?

Maybe if our Patreon was a cult... you'd join it?

https://www.patreon.com/PIER69