Dave Sim reads the Gospel of John.  As he said in a recent fax:

I also recorded all of John's Gospel and Sean is now editing it into an audio mp4. So If you're REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS about this, all you have to do is arrive early, find a spot outside where your local City Council, State Assembly or Congress is about to sit, put in your earbuds, and LISTEN to John's Gospel, thinking the whole time "I'm OUTSIDE with God and God's Word. I align with THIS and not YOU. May God judge between me and thee.”