Hello unicorn lovers! The first 35 minutes of the show is Dave's update on his secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. She's stuck in a passionless marriage and climbing the walls for sex. Will her secret tryst quench her lustful thirst for naughty pleasures? Find out! Later in the episode is an erotic story from SLS.com, "Lessons". Kelly Taylor had a plan. It was a bold plan, provocative, perhaps even a little dangerous. Now that Kelly thought about it, she'd spent the better half of the past seven days planning to get her best friend, Donna, into bed. Catch us on Twitter or SLS: @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son. Stay safe out there friends!