From milk fat to reservoir tips everything is a life lesson in this episode, where one of Pier 69's most mysterious members makes the mistake of getting personal in front of assholes. Joey recounts one of the most dramatic high school rally experiences of his life and Andrew rails against the institution of the Nickelodeon awards from the comfort of his separate room. An embarrassing moment occurs when the topic of "books" and "reading" arises and Mark only dates chicks that don't have female friends. What could it all mean?