Dave considers himself the best fisherman on the Russian River.

(He has yet to find someone who agrees.)

Once, as a result of losing a bet, Dave spent two hours in a dunk

tank, raised money for charity and nearly succumbed to hypothermia. (He regrets the entire episode.)

Dave’s best feature is his wife, Liz, the most tolerant person he

has ever met. (He has found many people who agree.)