Most people love Bacon. It's salty, greasy, and chewy its the Voltron of flavor. But for the average bay area stand-up comic BACN is an even tastier morsel.

David is a funny dude, he also helps us all out by maintaining the BACN calendar with up to date open mic's.

I'll leave you to ponder an age old question.

If a mic was plugged in in the woods, but no one used it, would you still hear a dick joke?