A slow English story about the hangover overshare after one too many drinks. 8 simple sentences. Word by word. About 10 minutes.

📖 In this episode

Hungover Friday morning, recounting last night at the bar. The waiter was completely on it — soon as I put my glass down, he'd refill it like there's no tomorrow. Two glasses in: 'This guy gets it!' Three glasses in: 'This might be a problem.' The little angel on my shoulder whispered stop. The devil won. I overshared. Like, my whole life story. Now I'm just dying of cringe. Promise I won't hit the bar anymore — ok, at least this month. Please pass the water. Thank you.

📝 Today's sentences

As I said, we went to a bar last night. The waiter was completely on it.

Soon as I put my glass down, he'd refill it. Like there's no tomorrow.

Two glasses in, I was like, "Wow, this guy gets it!"

But three glasses in, I was like, "This might be a problem."

The little angel on my shoulder kept whispering "stop." The devil won.

I knew I should have said "that's enough." But I started oversharing. Like, my whole life story.

Now that I'm sober, I'm just dying of cringe. Don't ask me what I said.

I promise I won't hit the bar anymore. Ok, I mean, at least this month! Please pass the water. Thank you.

🔑 Vocabulary

• on it /ɒn ɪt/

• like there's no tomorrow /laɪk ðerz noʊ təˈmɒroʊ/

• I was like /aɪ wəz laɪk/

• overshare /ˌoʊvərˈʃer/

• dying of cringe /ˈdaɪɪŋ əv krɪndʒ/

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