Welcome to another thrilling episode! 

Today face consequences that result in deciding to not eat dinner and that Taylor is potentially German & Argentinian, and of course we debate the true population of lizards on this fine island—five? Fifty? Five hundred? Census pending.

In other news, we uncover a multimillionaire dream: fresh socks every week (because washed socks aren't good enough?), and the thrilling tale of a nighttime soap quest unfolds, featuring high-stakes hand gestures and unexpected vegan options. Lastly, we discover that standing ab workouts are a thing (thanks fitness influencers), and the local barista Lisa finally gets her well-earned name reveal.

Tune in next time for more riveting insights, like: Do lizards have nuclear families? Will we ever be able to speak Italian? And does Perri really love animals? (Yes.)