90 Day Fiance S9E2, Fake Hollywood Romances, and Garçon Macron

Look at us, throwing in some French words and references! It’s too bad that we found them in the sordid lives of Macron, Letourneau, and Depardieu. Je suis désolé (thanks, GoogleTranslate). But wait, there’s amour!Puns aside, we’re back to being the cynical bitches we are by narrowing in on the inconsistencies with J.Lo & Ben and Pete & Kim. It doesn’t add up and at least one of us is down for some undercover work! 

90 Day Fiance gave us our first villain of the season with Bilal. Self-proclaimed “Mr. OCD” is shocked that his bride-to-be doesn’t feel lucky to sleep under a moldy collapsing ceiling and eating sad spaghetti. You know who else was shocked? Jodie. She’s convinced TLC found a man with the strongest LP Gene Carrier profile the franchise has ever seen. Even Amanda could see it…wearing her classic aviator sunglasses, naturally.Leave a 5-Star Review, please & thank you…

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