Dear Diary,

Last night was one of the most emotionally difficult and indeed, physiologically damaging moments in my life. A lamb's life was wasted and a a familial relationship was cut off in its infancy. Physical distress should also be acknowledged and I now move on in life forever changed, forever scarred. All for the price of 9 tins of rip and dip.

Love, for you appear now my only friend
Carlo

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