A very short episode for the Holidays. Sung by members of the Institute for Justice. Click to listen, but here are the words:



On the 1st day of Short Circuit Christmas my federal reporter gave to me



A thesaurus under Judge Selya's pine tree



On the 2d day of Short Circuit Christmas my federal reporter gave to me



Two Calabresi tort rules



And a thesaurus under Judge Selya's pine tree.



On the 3d day of Short Circuit Christmas my federal reporter gave to me



Et al.



[Yeah, you know how the song goes. Let’s skip to the 12th, i.e. D.C. Cir., verse & you can see all of them at once]



Twelve vacaturs granted



Eleven judges named Pryor



Ten library courtrooms



Nine en banc reversals



Eight qualified immunities



Seven Chicago professors



Six Sutton Stanzas



Five Judge Hos



Four ex-prosecutors



Three Jersey convictions



Two Calabresi tort rules 



And a thesaurus under Judge Selya's pine tree.

12 Days of Short Circuit Christmas

The Supreme Court decides a few dozen cases every year; federal appellate courts decide thousands. So if you love constitutional law, the circuit courts are where it’s at. Join us as we break down some of the week’s most intriguing appellate decisions with a unique brand of insight, wit, and passion for judicial engagement and the rule of law.  http://ij.org/short-circuit

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We take a break from the federal courts of appeals and look into a brave new world—or is it an Orwellian one? Our thoughts—our inner mental processes—are the one aspect of our lives that is completely private. Right? Well, emerging technology is making that not so true anymore. IJ’s Anya Bidwell welcomes Professor Nita Farahany of Duke University to Short Circuit to discuss her recent book The Battle for Your Brain: Defending the Right to Think Freely in the Age of Neurotechnology. They talk about how neurotechnology works and how it has many potentially transformative implications, including many good ones. But in the wrong hands—especially the hands of the State—those implications can be quite unsettling. And there are so many gray areas in-between. People in China and other countries are already dealing with some of these implications and the legal and constitutional system in the United States is not yet ready for them if we are to keep the mental privacy we all value. Get ready for a conversation about what is private, what is human, and how liberal values and the Constitution can address the good and the bad of a future that is already here. And how to write a book via the Pomodoro method.



The Battle for Your Brain



Searching Secrets



Incriminating Thoughts



Pomodoro Technique

Short Circuit 324 | The Battle for Your Brain

We’re gonna read you the Riot Act. Again. An old friend of Short Circuit returns, the Anti-Riot Act. Perhaps (?) named in homage to its 18th century predecessor, the Congressional statute received a facial test at the Seventh Circuit, and IJ’s Kirby Thomas West tells us how it fared in the face of a guy who requested that everyone bring their family and a brick to a “riot.” He did not do so well in court, but perhaps the Anti-Riot Act has problems anyway? Then we go for a drive down a Houston freeway where Sam Gedge makes a citizen's arrest of a qualified immunity claim while drinking at a local flea market at 2am. The Fifth Circuit served up a wild ride of a case that is too good to pass up but also holds bigger lessons for how judges perceive “split-second decisions” and premeditated lies.



U.S. v. Betts



Hughes v. Garcia



The Riot Act



Short Circuit 146 (4th Cir. Anti-Riot Act case)

Short Circuit 323 | Poor Behavior

Stories we hope our listeners can relate to this week: borrowing cars and lousy neighbors. First, from the Sixth Circuit, IJ’s Rob Frommer details how a man sitting in the passenger seat of a running car somehow lost his Fourth Amendment standing. And went to prison. And then in the Second Circuit your host explores what can be done when your neighbor is an embassy. It’s an all-too-familiar tale of a building project gone awry but with a twist of sovereign immunity.  



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U.S. v. Rogers



Harvey v. Sierra Leone



Neighbors 1980’s opening song



Fawlty Towers—The Builders

Short Circuit 322 | Neighbors

It’s been a while but we’re back with an episode of Unpublished Opinions. Herein IJ attorneys Anya Bidwell, Patrick Jaicomo, and your host talk about . . . Anya’s recent Supreme Court oral argument, how SCOTUS is surprisingly a friendlier place to argue than many other courts, the recent FTC rule about non-competes, why we still have a “Lawyers’ Edition” for SCOTUS cases, how perhaps lawyers can learn from magazine covers . . . and more!



Judge Posner liquidated damages case



Rob Johnson’s Tweet on FTC’s & non-competes



Anya’s SCOTUS argument



No Fly List case

Unpublished Opinions 6 | Little Contract Tricks

We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of this podcast. But if we could we’d tell you all about the CIA’s involvement in a prison at Guantanamo Bay. At least that’s what some Freedom of Information Act litigation is trying to figure out in a case at the D.C. Circuit. Michel Paradis, a national security lawyer and expert on much else, joins us to share his impressions of a recent oral argument in this case and the underlying relationship between FOIA and agencies like the CIA. There’s also a story about Howard Hughes and a submarine. Then IJ’s Ben Field takes us to the Fifth Circuit for a challenge to how a Texas prison treats a Muslim inmate. It’s a provisional win for religious liberty which includes an interesting concurrence about the kind of scrutiny courts should apply when it comes to prisoners practicing their religious freedoms while behind bars.



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Connell v. CIA



Lozano v. Collier



Audio Arguendo (Michel’s oral arguments podcast)

12 Days of Short Circuit Christmas

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