Happy 2023! We've wined and dined ourselves with Prosecco and toast to report back about the time-space continuum nonsense between Christmas and New Year as well as: a high school excursion to the tip, becoming a complainer or not; rescinded and reinstated invitations; massage etiquette; phrases we want to bin or bring in; banks, doors, and public holidays; and our thoughts on immersive, sensory viewing.