It's been six months but friends, the Seattle Mariners will not lose and that required us to appear. Come for a very long discussion on what it's like to be a post-post-post burned out blogger enjoying your very dumb baseball team's success. Stay for BBQ chat and your opportunity to purchase a reasonably priced, custom off-set smoker.

What the Mariners are doing this season is preposterous, only slightly less so than the fact that our community of listeners still somehow exists. We love you and appreciate you more than we can say. Goms.

(Music Credits: Tyler the Creator, Green Lung, Teenage Wrist)