Cue the Transformers anger! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets some tough love, Eric gives hyper, in-depth analysis into Transformers 4 (SPOILERS!), Miss Cassandra wants a zombie Hulk, Kris praises John Goodman, Kurt introduces us to the terrifying lava crab, and everyone details the sci-fi/fantasy novels they want read at their funerals! Dark, I know.