Meanwhile... Mr. Fixit, Illegal Machine, & Diabolu Frank ask,  "...and where is The Batman?" While we couldn't omit all references to  Nolan or Snyder, we more or less stick to the movie at hand, and keep  the talk down to about a third of the, let's be honest, unreasonably  long running time of the film. How do Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz,  Jeffrey Wright, Colin Farrell, and Paul Dano stack up in these iconic  roles? Somehow, Andy Serkis' Michael Caine impression doesn't come up.  Not much in the way of hot takes, with a disproportionate focus on  director Matt Reeves, grunge appropriation and... tattoos?