Okay, gang, it's me, Toby Knapp, and let me tell you this... was fun. Chilli came across this contest our local METRO aka WMATA aka DC's version of a subway train system is holding and the winner of the contest and a guest get a private ride on the soon-to-be reopened Yellow Line Train, a tour of some new bridges and tunnels or whatnot... it's some distinctively DC stuff which seems like it could be pretty cool.

The contest? Write a HAIKU and submit it on Twitter with some sort of hashtag or whatnot. They'll choose winners for this amazing one-of-a-kind-I-cant-believe-this-just-happened-money-cant-buy experience out of those who enter to take the exclusive ride and to experience the VIP tour.

So, Chilli came up with a cheat, er, I mean, a work-around using some technology everyone has been talking about and when she told me about it, well, that's where hilarity ensued.

Listen. Enjoy. Make a Toby+Chilli Mornings Haiku if you want and send it our way. Hey, we might even play it for the class on our next show!

With Toby Knapp and Chilli Amar on iHeartRadio's 97.1 WASH-FM DC.